Don't just drop a major goddamn spoiler for the end of a goddamn game, especially not the end of a GODDAMN TRILOGY OF GAMES, in the comments section of a blog, story, forum post, etc. without TAGGING THE MOTHERFUCKER.

Y'all KNOW BETTER THAN THIS SHIT. I talked about this NOT TWO WEEKS AGO and y'all are still fucking shit up.

I am so goddamn pissed right now I can't even see straight.

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And that is me closing XCOM:EW for a good while. Sorry if I spooked you into thinking it was fimfic related. As I had mentioned earlier, I was playing XCOM quite a bit....er...a lot actually. What? The game is really addicting! Anyways, I finished the EU version and (stupidly) decided 'why not play EW version?'

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fuck off I've got exams come back to me after xmas ffs

Bored and felt like sharing like a kid shares his macaroni sculpture before his parents throw it in the trash. Fuck you Linda, you whore.

...Older and more nostalgic for Halos of the past, but Warzone Firefight hasn't really impressed me.

ODST's Firefight was perfect. It was about... Oh yeah, survival. And at least in Reach, grinding for credits in Firefight was somewhat fun, and you could solo it if you wanted.

But here? Either go in with a fireteam, or you'll have to match with randoms.

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I thought it was funny in my head.

There's only one appropriate way to sum up 2020:

Here's hoping to a better 2021 for everyone!

You know, people ask me on occasion why I hold a deep set hatred towards DreamWorks Animation and almost everything it makes.

Whenever I answer them, I just use two words:

Bee Movie.

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Bottom panel. Dat hair.

That is all.

Hmmmmm. I don’t know what else to say. I’m deciding how to finish this story, but that involves a lot of writing and rewriting and deleting the rewrite and regretting deleting it because now I’m trying to remember what I wrote. Fun stuff.

Remember when I said that I'll be writing some more horror stories? I am planning a sequel to Alone In The Dark. Where Turbo returns to the hospital to search for answers. Or one where the monsters that were in the hospital killed everyone in the world and left Turbo as who could possibly be the last pony in the world. Which one sounds better?

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic ended today.

Neat.

I'll still be here.

Toodles,
Backslasherton.

I don't want to imply that I'm not floored by the love and tollerance of most of the Brony community, or that I'm not very pleased by the reception my writing gets. But: WHY DO PEOPLE DOWNVOTE MY CLOPS? Are these people homophobes (they definitely are, my M/M fics get hammered especially hard)? Do they think incest is gross? Understandable, but don't piss in my cereal. Is it because I don't actually have a sex drive IRL and I'm getting how sex works wrong? Is it because I have a chart detailing

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Followup from yesterday's post.
I started doing this shit three months ago, but the last month and a half was when I went full retard.

• Number of separate GDocs: 17
• Individual "stories" - 11-ish (+ 1 on Fimfiction)
• Notes on show canon - 159 words
• To-do list - 375 words
• Plot ideas + snippets of dialogue + story prompts - 6,485 words (lmao)
• OC names and story titles - 855 words (39 potential OC names and 50+ titles)

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A new chapter of Grey Hat should be up tomorrow. Just waiting until the cruel light of dawn until I can stop editing some of my garbage.

That's the thing with this story. I am exploiting the shit out of fimfiction's formatting in order to craft this. I can tell already; I've posted some of this on fanfiction.net as well and some of the effect has been lost.

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i wrote some shit

non mlp shit

its not that great

wanna read that shit?

words ahead

tell me why its shit

They say time began with but a single whisper. A small, insignificant word the shook the endless void of darkness, awakening something that had long since lain dormant until that day.

A stirring occurred and in moments, what was nothing became everything.

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